PAOLO KERNAHAN
MP FOR Port of Spain South Keith Scotland apologised for his coal pot advice mostly because he was hauled over his own coals.
Scotland took more heat for his brain flatulence than his equally offending colleagues because his budget recommendations were ridiculous. His apology was also timely because there was a slim chance reporters might shadow him to see whether he'd cycle to court as promised.
Still, credit should be given to Scotland for having the character to throw himself on the mercy of the public court. This is a government not known for retrospection.
Indeed, Scotland was likely emboldened to offer his creative solutions after the Prime Minister suggested we could save gas by choosing not to commute in traffic. The soundly chastened MP volunteered insights on his roast breadfruit lifestyle after beauty and lifestyle influencer Shamfa Cujdoe had already doubled down on her advice to 'sacrifice.'
There's this mistaken idea that government ministers and Members of Parliament are clueless about what's happening on the ground - business closures, economic contraction, expanding pockets of suffering across the country.
The Government is fully aware of hardships in the ranks of the grumbling, oppressed proletariat. Detachment and ignorance aren't the same things.
This administration has a vested interest in downplaying our circumstances. Crime isn't as horrific as ordinary citizens are experiencing daily. Members of the commuting public have no complaints about PTSC. The private sector is booming. Minister of National Security Fitzgerald Hinds described any idea of suffering in the national community as an evil construct of an eternally malevolent opposition.
The organisms that constitute this administration must say these things. To admit to anything else is an open confession of their failure to achieve even a fragment of their mandate.
The PNM's primal instinct when confronted with challenging issues and broader public discontent is the out-of-season political meeting - the PNM roadshow. It's an opportunity to remind supporters that the true villain isn't their party's incompetence, mismanagement and corruption but the schemes of an irrelevant UNC that hasn't been in office for seven years and hasn't held power for even ten consecutive years of our six decades as an independent nation.
This administration is keenly aware of what people are saying and feeling. Were it not so, Prime Minister Rowley wouldn't have volunteered the explanation of ministers experiencing 'microphone' troubles - a peculiar euphemism for chronic verbal diarrhoea. Dr Rowley deftly omitted himself from that group stricken with malfunctioning audio equipment.
Government acolytes and activists in sheep's clothing who recognised the difficulty of defending the indefensible budget came up with an approach to create the illusion of unbiased opinion - the problem with the budget wasn't the substance, but the way the Government chose to sell it to the public. The backlash was caused by a commun
