Central Park this morning: This woman's dog is tearing through the plantings in the Ramble.
ME: Ma'am, dogs in the Ramble have to be on the leash at all times.
HER: The dog runs are closed.
ME: All you have to do is take him to the other side of the drive, outside the Ramble, and you can let him run off leash all you want.
ME (to the dog): Come here, puppy!